*chuckles while crying on the inside*
My First Birthday Party!, Part 2
(Part 1 here)
No birthday party would be complete without cake! Mommy made me a cake as big as me, with layers of strawberry, apple, carrot, red-leaf lettuce, dandelion greens, kale, and radicchio—all my favorites!! (She wanted to put a big dandie flower on top, but she could only find fluffy white dandelion seeds.) I was so excited that I forgot to swallow half the time!
ONE YEAR OF RADDIIICCHIO!!! next year will become the Crispy King and start a fastfood fine dynyng estabelshment 9.88/10 Serving esperical special: Heatfudge and Chlly peper!
how the bi-bros get fit quick
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
the olympics are getting serious
Everybody on tumblr right now
so you wanna be a master