In mornings I rest here


In evenings I work here


We need these Parks And Rec emojis immediately.

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the ultimate insult

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what is this “gay straight alliance”. Whoever said i wanted to be aligned with the straights. i want to Win

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*chuckles while crying on the inside*

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My First Birthday Party!, Part 2
(Part 1 here)

No birthday party would be complete without cake! Mommy made me a cake as big as me, with layers of strawberry, apple, carrot, red-leaf lettuce, dandelion greens, kale, and radicchio—all my favorites!! (She wanted to put a big dandie flower on top, but she could only find fluffy white dandelion seeds.) I was so excited that I forgot to swallow half the time!

ONE YEAR OF RADDIIICCHIO!!! next year will become the Crispy King and start a fastfood fine dynyng estabelshment 9.88/10 Serving esperical special: Heatfudge and Chlly peper!

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how the bi-bros get fit quick

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And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

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Frigg off


the olympics are getting serious


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