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beecauseiamme:

*chuckles while crying on the inside*

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thewhimsyturtle:

My First Birthday Party!, Part 2
(Part 1 here)

No birthday party would be complete without cake! Mommy made me a cake as big as me, with layers of strawberry, apple, carrot, red-leaf lettuce, dandelion greens, kale, and radicchio—all my favorites!! (She wanted to put a big dandie flower on top, but she could only find fluffy white dandelion seeds.) I was so excited that I forgot to swallow half the time!

ONE YEAR OF RADDIIICCHIO!!! next year will become the Crispy King and start a fastfood fine dynyng estabelshment 9.88/10 Serving esperical special: Heatfudge and Chlly peper!

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brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

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Frigg off

chadleymacguff:

the olympics are getting serious

#hungerlympics

hip-hop-quest:

Everybody on tumblr right now

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christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

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principalcellist:

eheihee hee. I’m in my boyfriends pants.

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I’M LITERALLY IN MY BOYFRIE NDS PA N T S!!

u sent urself that ask and ur boyfriend has ugly pants

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